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Snail
(the snail will take exactly 31536000 seconds to reach its destination)
FAQ
Q:
What's taking it so long?
A:
It's a snail. It can't move very fast.
Q:
Where is he going?
A:
I don't know.
Q:
What happens when he reaches its destination?
A:
I didn't stick around long enough to find out.
