Snail
The snail will take exactly 31536000 seconds to reach its destination.
(You can scroll to follow the snail.)
FAQ
Q: What's taking it so long?
A: It's a snail. It can't move very fast.
Q: Where is he going?
A: I don't know.
Q: What happens when he reaches its destination?
A: I didn't stick around long enough to find out.
